How Bill de Blasio’s Kingston Madness Won the Day

The public advocate cooks. (Photo: Twitter/@deblasioNYC)
The public advocate cooks. (Photo: Twitter/@deblasioNYC)

Public Advocate Bill de Blasio may not be the leading contender in this year’s mayoral race, but when it comes to making some mean jerk chicken, he’s far ahead of his rivals.

At Grace Jamaican Jerk Festival yesterday, Mr. de Blasio faced off against Cool Runnings star Leon Robinson and emerged victorious. (The contest was apparently quite the occasion; a campaign aide tweeted “GOALLL!!” as Mr. de Blasio proudly held up his trophy.)

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Christine Quinn Pushes for Bloomberg-Style Crackdown on Happy Meals

Christine Quinn wants to crack down on kids' meals.
Christine Quinn today.

City Council Speaker Christine Quinn is following in Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s health-crusading footsteps, announcing a new crackdown today–on kiddie meals.

Ms. Quinn said that, if she wins the mayor’s race, she wants to force chain restaurants that already post their calorie counts to set new restrictions on kids’ menus and happy meals, more in line with the standards the USDA sets for school lunches.

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John Catsimatidis Spending Big on Billboards, Lip Balm and Candy

John Catsimatidis opening his new Brooklyn campaign office Wednesday. (Photo: twitter/JCats2013)
John Catsimatidis opening his new Brooklyn campaign office Wednesday evening. (Photo: Twitter/JCats2013)

All of the major mayoral candidates have been spending cash at a relative steady clip; but no other candidate has managed to do so as fast as billionaire supermarket magnate John Catsimatidis. The self-financed Republican has spent a whopping $880,000 since he entered the race, including $615,332 in bills over the past two months.

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Angry Chef Attacks Chuck Schumer for Ditching Long Island Duck

Chuck Schumer speaking at the Inauguration. (Photo: Getty)
Chuck Schumer speaking at the Inauguration. (Photo: Getty)

WASHINGTON D.C. — Long Island chef Butch Yamali is telling Senator Chuck Schumer to go duck himself after the Inauguration.

Senator Schumer was able to put his own New York-centric spin on today’s festivities in his capacity as chairman of the Joint Congressional Committee on Inaugural Ceremonies. However, Mr. Yamali doesn’t feel Mr. Schumer went far enough to honor his home state and is holding a press conference tomorrow to “formally rebuke” the senator for not having Long Island duck at the inaugural meal at the Capitol Building.   Continue reading “Angry Chef Attacks Chuck Schumer for Ditching Long Island Duck”

Cory Booker: ‘I May Have to Be Hospitalized With Caffeine Withdrawal’

(Photo: Getty)
(Photo: Getty)

Newark Mayor Cory Booker, known for single-handedly protecting constituents from burning flames, blizzard obstructions and crime, is currently attempting to live on a limited budget to better understand how food stamp recipients live their day-to-day lives. It may be the so-called “super mayor’s” most difficult feat yet. Why? “Caffeine withdrawal.”

“You make tough choices,” Mr. Booker explained after his first day under the self-imposed budgetary restrictions. “The tough choice I have to live with this week is that I used my money to buy a lot of different things, but not caffeine. So I’m going to go this week without coffee, without Diet Pepsi, Diet Coke, which is going to be the first week of my life I can ever actually remember doing that.”

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Joe Biden Gets a Side Order of Negativity on His Lunch Break

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Joe Biden eating lunch in 2009. (Photo: Getty)

While campaigning this afternoon, Vice President Joe Biden stopped by Schmucker’s Restaurant in Toledo, Ohio for a piece of pie. However, Mr. Biden may have gotten more than he bargained for at the restaurant. While he was eating, Mr. Biden found himself in conversation with another patron who was clearly eager to see the vice president and his running mate, President Barack Obama, lose the election and leave the White House.  Continue reading “Joe Biden Gets a Side Order of Negativity on His Lunch Break”

Biden’s Debate Prep Fuel: M&M’s, Animal Crackers, Energy Drinks, Caffeine and Subs

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Joe Biden (Photo: Getty)

The Obama campaign has just released some new details about Vice President Joe Biden’s debate session. Apparently, Mr. Biden relied on a strict regimen of candy, sandwiches, energy drinks and caffeine to get him in shape for his matchup with Republican vice presidential nominee Paul Ryan.  Continue reading “Biden’s Debate Prep Fuel: M&M’s, Animal Crackers, Energy Drinks, Caffeine and Subs”