Rocking the Suburbs

A neon sign in the Anheuser-Busch hospitality tent at Hofstra.

Reporters Preparing to Cover Debate By Drinking Free Beer

HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. — Some of the reporters covering tonight’s presidential debate at Hofstra University in Long Island may be F.W.I.–filing while intoxicated. Anheuser-Busch is apparently a sponsor of tonight’s rhetorical battle and the beer company has set up a “hospitality tent” outside the media filing center where reporters are being treated to free food, brews and souvenir glasses.  Read More

TMI

Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan on the campaign trail in Florida last month. (Photo: Getty)

Mitt Romney’s ‘High Fiber Diet’ and Paul Ryan’s ‘Infrequent Alcohol Use’ Revealed!

Along with Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan’s tax returns, the Romney campaign released letters from both men’s physicians this afternoon that reveal more than probably anyone ever wanted to know about the Republican presidential candidate and his running mate. These medical records include information on how much Mr. Romney and Mr. Ryan weigh, their exercise routines and what drugs they are on. Read More

Barhopping

President Obama having a beer at Ziggy's (Photo: Getty)

President Obama Advised Patrons to Turn Off Fox News in Ohio Pub

President Barack Obama’s bus tour of Pennsylvania and Ohio made a stop at Ziggy’s Pub and Restaurant in Amherst, Ohio this evening where he mingled with the patrons. According to the press pool report filed by The New York Times’ Mark Landler, the president suggested one of the bargoers ask for the channel to be changed on a pub TV that was showing Fox News:

“As he thanked the group for their support, one of them, Jeff Hawks, gestured to one of the TV’s and said, ‘You’re in a building that has Fox news on.’

Obama suggested that Hawks ask for it to be changed. ‘The customer is always right,’ he said.” Read More

Political Party(ing)

(Photo: David Ball/Wikimedia Commons)

North Carolina Legislators Propose Law To Help Democrats Get Drunk At Their Convention

Legislators in North Carolina have proposed a bill aimed at making sure there will be enough booze at September’s Democratic National Convention in Charlotte. Under current North Carolina law, state-run liquor stores, which are the only source for hard alcohol in the state, must be closed on Sundays and on Labor Day, the day before the convention is scheduled to start. The bill would allow the stores to remain open on Labor Day to prevent bars and restaurants from running out of booze due to the combined imbibing of holiday weekend revelers and early DNC arrivals. Read More

Setting The Record Straight

Joe Coors contrasting himself with beer in his new ad. (Photo: YouTube)

Colorado Congressional Candidate Informs Voters He’s ‘Not A Beer’ [Video]

He may be an heir to the Coors brewing family, but Colorado congressional candidate Joe Coors is not actually a glass of cool, refreshing beer. In case anyone was confused about this, Mr. Coors makes the distinction crystal clear in his first campaign commercial.

“I’m Joe Coors, I’m not a beer and I approve this message,” Mr. Coors says at the end of his ad.

To make the contrast completely clear and visually illustrate the difference between himself and beer, Mr. Coors appears in the ad standing next to a giant-sized frothy glass of brew. Read More