Mayor Bloomberg Attempts to Make a Cuddly Internet Listicle

A photoshopped rendition of Mayor Bloomberg and the infamous escaped zebra and horse. (Photo: MikeBloomberg.com)
A photoshopped rendition of Mayor Bloomberg and the infamous escaped zebra and horse. (Photo: MikeBloomberg.com)

This morning, Mayor Michael Bloomberg journeyed into the belly of the meme-making beast when he visited Buzzfeed’s headquarters on 21st Street to announce a new “Made in NY” initiative involving a website and ad campaign designed to attract more tech startups to New York City. To mark the occasion, his staffers created a Buzzfeed-style listicle entitled, “5 Animals Who are Not Disappointed in Mayor Bloomberg,” on official city tumblr and his personal site.

“Since BuzzFeed is famous for lists, such as the ’33 Animals that are Extremely Disappointed in You,’ we came up with our own list,” the introduction to the post says. “Here are the 5 animals who are not disappointed in Mayor Bloomberg.” Continue reading “Mayor Bloomberg Attempts to Make a Cuddly Internet Listicle”

Mitt Romney’s Dog Debacle Debated in Oregon Court

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Mitt Romney petting a dog during a campaign stop in 2008. (Photo: Getty)

The infamous incident where Mitt Romney put his dog in a crate tied to the roof his station wagon during a family road trip in 1983 made a surprise appearance in an Oregon courtroom last week. A defense attorney representing one of two men who was charged with animal abuse after they dragged a pitbull behind a car for several hundred feet after tying the dog to the outside of the vehicle and forgetting to let it back in before driving off invoked Mr. Romney’s story to argue everyone makes mistakes sometimes.

“Our presidential candidate tied up a dog and drove off with him for quite a while,” the lawyer, Lisa Pardini, said. Continue reading “Mitt Romney’s Dog Debacle Debated in Oregon Court”

DNC Apologizes to Ann Romney For Horsing Around

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A still from the DNC’s dancing horse ad. (Photo: YouTube)

DNC spokesman Brad Woodhouse told ABC News yesterday that he was sorry if new ads hitting Mitt Romney on his refusal to release his tax returns offended Ann Romney. The ads in question featured Ms. Romney’s dancing dressage horse, Rafalca, which is headed to the London Olympics. In the ads, the DNC uses footage of the prancing horse to make the claim Mr. Romney is “dancing around the issues” of his taxes and personal finances.

“Our use of the Romneys’ dressage horse was not meant to offend Mrs. Romney in any way, and we regret it if it did,” Mr. Woodhouse said. “We were simply making a point about Governor Romney’s failure to give straight answers on a variety of issues in this race. We have no plans to invoke the horse any further to avoid misinterpretation.” Continue reading “DNC Apologizes to Ann Romney For Horsing Around”

Newt Gingrich Discovers The Majestic Large Hairy Armadillo

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Newt Gingrich holding a baby tiger in 1995. (Photo: Getty)

Former Speaker of the House, Republican presidential candidate and noted zoo enthusiast Newt Gingrich is traveling in Italy and he took some time today to visit the Bioparco in Rome. Mr. Gingrich tweeted a few observations about the zoo’s large hairy armadillos. Continue reading “Newt Gingrich Discovers The Majestic Large Hairy Armadillo”

Dogs Against Romney Asks: ‘Should We Have a President Who Isn’t Even Qualified To Adopt a Pet?’

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Dogs Against Romney poster (Photo: Dogs Against Romney)

Dogs Against Romney, the stealth PAC backed canine-inspired protesters hounding Mitt Romney for once strapping his dog to the roof of his car, unleashed their newest salvo at the presumed Republican nominee this morning with a web video highlighting Mr. Romney’s presence in databases of animal users.

“Abusing animals has consequences–consequences not even Mitt Romney can avoid. In the wake of his campaign’s 2007 revelation of the ‘dog-on-roof story,’ Mitt Romney’s name was listed by two national animal cruelty registries used to track animal abuse offenders,” the Dogs Against Romney statement announcing the video said. “Both registries are maintained so that animal welfare organizations, Humane Law Enforcement officials, animal shelters, rescue operations, and breeders can share information about animal abuse offenders and conduct background checks before allowing people to adopt or purchase a pet.” Continue reading “Dogs Against Romney Asks: ‘Should We Have a President Who Isn’t Even Qualified To Adopt a Pet?’”

Are the Romneys Lying About Their Dog’s Infamous Roof Ride?

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Mitt Romney petting a dog (not Seamus) during a campaign stop in 2008. (Photo: Getty)

In an interview with Diane Sawyer on ABC News last night, Mitt and Ann Romney addressed one of the more persistent topics of this presidential campaign—the infamous 1983 road trip when they strapped their dog, Seamus, to the roof of the family car. Ms. Romney told Ms. Sawyer the Irish Setter “loved” riding on top of the car, but The Politicker has uncovered new information indicating the Romneys may not have been honest about the canine controversy.

Back in January, a tipster told us that one of the Romney sons said that rather than spending the rest of his days in California, as the family has claimed, Seamus actually ran away after the rooftop road trip.

Ms. Romney has previously said that, following the trip, the dog lived to a “ripe old age” in California, with Mr. Romney’s older sister, Jane. However, Jane Romney’s ex-husband, Bruce H. Robinson, told us that can’t be true.

“That’s not correct,” Mr. Robinson said of Ann Romney’s explanation of what happened to Seamus.

Continue reading “Are the Romneys Lying About Their Dog’s Infamous Roof Ride?”

Romney Backer Under Fire For Involvement In Ancient Canine Cookout

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Fred Malek (Photo: FredMalekBlog.com)

Mitt Romney’s latest canine controversy involves his bundler Fred Malek who was arrested over 50 years ago in conjunction with an incident where a dog was killed and barbecued in an Illinois park. Mr. Malek is hosting a fundraiser for the Romney campaign on Monday in honor of Ann Romney’s birthday. Dogs Against Romney, the stealth PAC backed group dedicated to dogging Mr. Romney about the 1983 incident where he put his Irish Setter on the roof of his car, sent a press release this morning pointing out Mr. Romney’s upcoming fundraiser is hosted by “fellow animal abuser Fred Malek.” Continue reading “Romney Backer Under Fire For Involvement In Ancient Canine Cookout”