Kentucky: Michael Bolton

Gov. Mark Sanford is one romantic mofo! I don't see how his wife could not come running back to him after this sweet soliloquy:

COLUMBIA, S.C. — South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford said Tuesday that he "crossed lines" with a handful of women other than his mistress — but never had sex with them. The governor said he "never crossed the ultimate line" with anyone but Maria Belen Chapur, the Argentine at the center of a scandal that has derailed his once-promising political career. [...]

During an emotional interview at his Statehouse office with The Associated Press on Tuesday, Sanford said Chapur is his soul mate but he's trying to fall back in love with his wife.

There's only one man who can match both the burning genital passion and the top-notch douchebaggery of Mark Sanford: