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And They’re Off: A Crowded Pack of Candidates and Crazies Races Toward City Hall

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By Hunter Walker and Colin Campbell 1/16 4:47pm

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    New York City’s last two mayors each left an indelible mark on the city. Rudy Giuliani’s eight years are remembered for his crime crackdown, the Disneyfication of Times Square and millions weeping as one after the worst terrorist attack in U.S. history. Mike Bloomberg’s town is an emerging tech hub, dotted with modern public spaces and glass towers, and packed with tourists and ex-smokers riding their bikes to Whole Foods. All that, plus a yogurt store on every block, $4,500 one-bedroom apartments in once-forsaken Brooklyn neighborhoods and a growing class divide that makes Downton Abbey look like a socialist commune. On the positive side: there’s still no Walmart here.

    Among all public officials, the mayor is the one who shapes our day-to-day lives the most: not just our subways, schools and streets, but our ethos and identity as a city. This mayoral election, New York City’s first with no incumbent in more than a decade, has attracted a slew of hopefuls eager to remake the city in their own images. And what images they are. Assembled at the starting line are a quartet of formidable Democrats, alongside a 9/11 conspiracy theorist, a man with his own catchphrase and action figure, and a vibrator-wielding, marijuana smoking, alligator-hugging YouTube ranter.

    With no clear front-runner and an intriguing underdog sideshow, the next 11 months promise to bring some of the best political theater in the boroughs, maybe even the country, in years.

    Any discussion of the election must begin with the four major Democrats: Bill de Blasio, John Liu, Christine Quinn and Bill Thompson. Though they are the odds-on favorites, they face a packed primary and a probable runoff.

    Except for Mr. Thompson, who was the runner-up in the 2009 mayoral election and declared his intention to try again almost immediately afterward, none of the other three has officially declared. Though it’s practically a lock that they’ll all run, it’s not easy to predict where the smart money lies.

    Thus far, Mr. Thompson has had a relatively low profile, while his presumed opponents have pursued headlines more aggressively. Will slow and steady win him this race?

    City Council Speaker Christine Quinn would seem to have plum positioning. If elected, she would be the first woman and the first openly gay occupant of City Hall. She also backed a term-limits extension for Mayor Bloomberg and has been a strong ally of his, so his support is expected to swing her way. But the speaker will have to prove that she’s more than the mayor’s right hand.

    John Liu also has a decent shot. As an Asian-American, Mr. Liu would be another barrier-breaking first, and he enjoys strong support among the city’s sizeable Chinese community. But there’s the little matter of an upcoming trial featuring his former campaign treasurer and one of his donors, who stand accused of scheming to illegally line his campaign coffers.

    Then there’s Mr. de Blasio, whose pulpit as the public advocate is perfect for casting himself as the labor-friendly alternative to what he hopes to paint as a Bloomberg-slash-Quinn administration. But his anti-Bloomberg branding and progressive approach could hurt him by alienating influencers in the business community as well as conservatives in the outer boroughs.

    Though the Democrats are heavily favored, New York City hasn’t elected a mayor from its dominant party since 1989, and there’s much talk among pundits that a Republican dark horse might emerge to take advantage of the crammed Democratic field. So far, there’s Joe Lhota, former MTA chairman and Giuliani administration deputy mayor for operations. A plainspoken self-described libertarian, Mr. Lhota may be simultaneously blessed and cursed by his association with the divisive Mr. Giuliani and with the MTA, an agency praised for its handling of last year’s hurricane despite being a magnet for the wrath of commuters.

    These five key players will be joined by a host of underdogs and an assortment of protest candidates and oddballs who bring more color to the race than political horsepower.

    Place your bets and pass the popcorn. They’re coming around the bend.

  • Back Forward Christine "Mad Dog" Quinn

    Christine "Mad Dog" Quinn


    Odds: 7:3


    Party Affiliation: D

    Currently: Bloomberg-friendly City Council Speaker was thought to be mayor's heir apparent--until reports surfaced that he was recruiting Hillary Clinton to run. Leads in polls.

    Previous Position:Tenant activist

    Strengths: Political muscle. Would be first woman and first openly gay mayor. Ties to Mr. Bloomberg. Maxed out coffers with $6 M. raised.

    Weaknesses: Short temper. Ties to Mr. Bloomberg.

    Backers: Mayor Michael Bloomberg, Anna Wintour, Rob Reiner, Jon Bon Jovi

    Detractors: People who want paid sick days. She's blocked the bill.

    Path to Victory: Shore up progressive flank. Get Mr. Bloomberg's endorsement (and hopefully financial support or independent expenditure backing)--after the primary.

    Wild Card: JB Auto C.A.R.E., an auto machanic shop in Weymouth, Mass., once used her photo in ads under the name "Kim Morrison."

  • Back Forward Bill Thompson

  • Back Forward Bill "Wilhelm" de Blasio

    Bill "Wilhelm" de Blasio


    Odds: 6:1


    Party Affiliation: D

    Currently: Public advocate and chief Bloomberg antagonist. Longtime Democratic operative from Park Slope.

    Previous Position: City councilman

    Strengths: Lincoln-esque height, union support, redefines family diversity. Raised $725,000 since July.

    Weaknesses: It's hard to run as a progressive firebrand without scaring off some suits.

    Backers: Steve Buscemi, Paul Simon

    Detractors: Big business, people who sit behind him at movies (he's 6-foot-5)

    Path to Victory: Try to convince Democrats that Ms. Quinn is a closet Republican.

    Wild Card: His wife, Chirlane, identified as a lesbian prior to meeting him when they both worked as staffers for Mayor Dinkins.

  • Back Forward Joe "@JoeLhota" Lhota

    Joe "@JoeLhota" Lhota


    Odds: 10:1


    Party Affiliation: R

    Currently: A deputy mayor in the Giuliani administration, Mr. Lhota went on to be the MTA's chairman. Known for sending lots of white wine-fueled tweets.

    Previous Position: City budget director

    Strengths: Saved subway system after Sandy. Spouse is a well-regarded GOP fund-raiser. Twitter prowess.

    Weaknesses: Raised bridge and subway fares right before leaving MTA

    Backers: Rudy Giuliani, commuters in Sandy-struck regions

    Detractors: G train riders, people who don't like Rudy Giuliani

    Path to Victory: Using social media skills, propels himself to victory over a battered and bruised Democratic nominee

    Wild Card: Cancer survivor. Fond of retweeting the @DRUNKHULK account.

  • Back Forward John "Embattled" Liu

    John "Embattled" Liu


    Odds: 19:1


    Party Affiliation: D

    Currently: Became the first Asian-American citywide elected official when he was elected comptroller in 2009. Has since sought to be seen as an outspoken liberal and the city's budget watchdog.

    Previous Position:City councilman

    Strengths: Hard-core supporters who don't mind criminal indictments against his fund-raising operation

    Weaknesses: See strengths. Legal bills eating up campaign resources.

    Backers: Public sector unions, Flushing community, defense attorneys

    Detractors: Big business, Preet Bharara

    Path to Victory: U.S. attorneys are reprimanded for unjustly prosecuting him.

    Wild Card: Once demonstrated surprisingly impressive wheelie skills on an Observer reporter's skateboard.

  • Back Forward Mystery Candidate

    Mystery Candidate


    Odds: 15:1


    Party Affiliation: ???

    Currently: Let's face it, none of these people are your dream mayor. Surely there must be someone else?

    Previous Position: Unknown

    Strengths: Little to no baggage.

    Weaknesses: Unknown. Time is running out to enter.

    Backers: Most of New York City

    Detractors: Everyone in the current crop of candidates

    Path to Victory: Enter the race with lots of money and explode out of the gate.

    Wild Card: Who will it be? Jon Huntsman? Ray Kelly? Some random billionaire? Mayor Mike, somehow managing to secure himself a fourth term?

  • Back Forward Adolfo Carrión

    Adolfo Carrión


    Odds: 35:1


    Party Affiliation: R-ish

    Currently: Mr. Carrion recently left a position with the Obama administration as the first director of the Office of Urban Affairs.

    Previous Position: Bronx borough president

    Strengths: Sizable war chest. Could appeal to Latino voters.

    Weaknesses: Former liberal Democrat. Once fined $10,000 for conflict of interest violation.

    Backers: Two county GOP chairmen

    Detractors: Republicans who aren't impressed by his association with Obama

    Path to Victory: Find a third GOP county leader to let him run in their primary.

    Wild Card: Ignored The Observer's friend request on Facebook.

  • Back Forward George "Big Mac" McDonald

    George "Big Mac" McDonald


    Odds: 41:1


    Party Affiliation: R

    Currently: Mr. McDonald founded the Doe Fund, a nonprofit that helps ex-cons and the homeless.

    Previous Position: Garment industry executive

    Strengths: Homeless supporter = nice guy

    Weaknesses: Unclear support among people with homes

    Backers: None yet

    Detractors: Rival Tom Allon

    Path to Victory: Register the homeless as Republicans--and QUICK!

    Wild Card: Recently cited a desire to get more Twitter followers as a motivating factor for his campaign.

  • Back Forward John "Cash Money" Catsimatidis

    John "Cash Money" Catsimatidis


    Odds: 55:1


    Party Affiliation: R

    Currently: A major Republican donor and billionaire supermarket mogul who claims he once got into a shootout with a group of men trying to hold up one of his stores.

    Previous Position: Supermarket owner

    Strengths: Absurdly rich. Has earned allies by financing GOP party operations. Strong connections to powerful Dems including the Clintons.

    Weaknesses: Recently compared taxing the rich to the Holocaust.

    Backers: Two county GOP chairmen, his wallet

    Detractors: People who didn't appreciate his Holocaust comments

    Path to Victory: The city suddenly yearns for another billionaire mayor.

    Wild Card: His daughter is married to President Richard Nixon's grandson, Christopher Nixon Cox. He says his pistol is the same model as James Bond's.

  • Back Forward Sal Albanese

    Sal Albanese


    Odds: 200:1


    Party Affiliation: D
    Currently: Mr. Albanese represented Bay Ridge on the City Council a very, very long time ago and has run for mayor twice before.

    Previous Position: City councilman

    Strengths: Supported gay rights when it was unpopular in this town. Still around.

    Weaknesses: Last held office in 1997 and has lost mayoral races twice already.

    Backers: People on his block in Bay Ridge.

    Detractors: The other Italian-American Brooklyn Democrat in the race

    Path to Victory: Raise millions more than anyone expects him to, then dazzle the electorate.

    Wild Card: Tried out for the Yankees as a second baseman some decades ago. Was not drafted.

  • Back Forward Mark Gallogly

    Mark Gallogly


    Odds: 250:1


    Party Affiliation: D

    Currently: It's hard to say if Mr. Gallogly is running, but a poll reportedly testing his name suggests he's interested.

    Previous Position: Private-equity bigwig

    Strengths: Lots of money, probably. White House connections.

    Weaknesses: He's a Democratic Mitt Romney. Romney lost.

    Backers: Wall Street

    Detractors: Occupy Wall Street

    Path to Victory: Flood the race with his money; hope people notice him.

    Wild Card: Father was a lietenant governor of Rhode Island, United States attorney in Providence and chief judge of the Rhode Island Family Court in Providence.

  • Back Forward Tom Allon

    Tom Allon


    Odds: 330:1


    Party Affiliation: D R

    Currently: Mr. Allon is CEO of Mannhattan Media, which publishes several local weeklies.

    Previous Position: Stuyvesant High School teacher

    Strengths: Nice guy. Entered the race early. Has his own political news outlet.

    Weaknesses: No party support. Former liberal Democrat.

    Backers: The Liberal Party

    Detractors: Ex-employees of his papers who take their gripes to Twitter

    Path to Victory: Scandals befall all of the other Republican candidates.

    Wild Card: Has a Google alert for his own name, which he regularly forwards to reporters.

  • Back Forward Malcolm Smith

    Malcolm Smith


    Odds: 499:1


    Party Affiliation: R-ish

    Currently: A Democratic state senator, Mr. Smith briefly led his chamber until he was given the boot. Now, he wants to run as a Republican for City Hall.

    Previous Position: Realtor

    Strengths: Impeccable dresser. Fond of pinstripe suits.

    Weaknesses: Feds are investigating a nonprofit he funded

    Backers: Fashionistas

    Detractors: Lil' Wayne. Mr. Smith held a press conference to denounce the rapper after Mr. Wayne said he doesn't like New York.

    Path to Victory:GOP county leaders forget about the federal investigation and then let him run in their primary.

    Wild Card: Former Governor David Paterson likened him to a "tennis ball at Wimbledon ... bouncing between both parties."

  • Back Forward A.R. Bernard

    A.R. Bernard


    Odds 590:1


    Party Affiliation: R

    Currently: A pastor with a megachurch of 30,000-plus worshippers, Rev. Bernard is the CEO of Christian Cultural Center

    Previous Position: Bookstore owner

    Strengths: The most captive Sunday-morning audience.

    Weaknesses: Lives on Long Island.

    Backers: God (maybe)

    Detractors: Democrats

    Path to Victory: Republican voters decide the most religious candidate should be the one to lead them to the Promised Land.

    Wild Card: Hobbies include riding motorcycles and shooting guns. Wields an iPad with notes on it during many speeches and sermons.

  • Back Forward Jimmy "The Rent Is Too Damn High" McMillan

    Jimmy "The Rent Is Too Damn High" McMillan


    10,000:1


    Party Affiliation: TRITDH

    Currently: A perennial candidate who made national news with a memorable appearance during the 2010 gubernatorial debate.

    Previous Position: Male stripper

    Strengths: The rent is indeed too damn high.

    Weaknesses: Trademark mutton chops haven't been in style outside of Williamsburg for at least a century.

    Backers: Comedians, content-starved bloggers

    Detractors: Landlords

    Path to Victory: Hipsters actually register and give him their vote (ironically).

    Wild Card: Probably the only candidate who has his own action figure.

  • Back Forward Erick Salgado

    Erick Salgado


    Odds: 99,999:1


    Party Affiliation: D

    Currently:Mr. Salgado, a social conservative, thought about running when he saw all of the Democrats were pro-choice and pro-gay marriage.

    Previous Position: Unknown

    Strengths: The only socially conservative Democrat in the race.

    Weaknesses: There aren't too many socially conservative Democratic voters.

    Backers: Rev. Ruben Diaz

    Detractors: Everyone else

    Path to Victory: Hope all of his primary rivals tie at exactly 16 percent each, leaving him with an opening to sneak through.

    Wild Card: Helped organize an anti-gay marriage rally in the Bronx.

  • Back Forward Jeff Boss

    Jeff Boss


    999,000: 1


    Party Affiliation: ???

    Currently: Putting up flyers claiming he "WITNESSED THE NRA ARRANGE THE 911 ATTACKS."

    Previous Position: Perennial candidate

    Strengths: Indefatigable.

    Weaknesses: Also running for governor of New Jersey, where he lives.

    Backers: Conspiracy theorists

    Detractors: New Yorkers who remember 9/11

    Path to Victory: Somehow wins his $400 million lawsuit against the NSA; funds most expensive campaign in city history.

    Wild Card: Claims "toxic dust" was placed in his campaign office by government agencies who are trying to kill him.


    (Photo: Animal NY/Bucky Turco)

  • Back Forward Cen Alligator

    Cen Alligator


    Odds: 9,999,000: 1


    Party Affiliation: ???

    Currently: This "alligator enthusiast" made a YouTube video that said he might run and put it on Wikipedia.

    Previous Position:Behind a bong

    Strengths: Social media skills. Willingness to spend "life savings" on bid.

    Weaknesses: True name unknown.

    Backers: Stoners, alligator lovers

    Detractors: Small mammals, medium-sized fish

    Path to Victory: The Mayan apocalypse arrives one year later than expected.

    Wild Card: We're sorry for including this one in our list. Our bad.

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