NEWSFLASH: The fine ladies employed by the Moonlight Bunny Ranch, located outside of Las Vegas, Nevada (of which we are a proud, native son) have finally weighed in with their endorsement for the 2012 Republican Presidential Primary, reports Raw Story. Mitt Romney, who is leading in polls, has been snubbed: Their vote has gone to Ron Paul.
The endorsement is a product of Mr. Paul’s platform of emphatically endorsing the rights of states, without which, Nevada (outside of Clark County) wouldn’t have legalized prostitution. Mr. Paul’s experience as a gynecologist was also a strong factor, citing this as an explicit understanding and inherent endorsement of womens’ rights.
Furthermore, the women will be campaigning for Mr. Paul on the homefront:
“If a client comes into the Bunny Ranch and says, ‘I’m pimpin for Paul,’ they’re going to have a real good time,” owner Dennis Hof proclaimed. “Aren’t they, girls?”
“Yeah!” the women sitting next to Hof on a red velvet couch shouted.
Finally, in an unlikely victory, Mr. Paul has also received the endorsement of Gucci Parker, who was previously assumed to be registering an abstention. Gucci Parker’s change-of-heart was the product of a concern for being cannibalized by the policies of President Barack Obama. Literally:
Ranch employees say they can’t back President Barack Obama because he signed a law that lifted a 5-year-old ban on horse meat inspections. “We’re animal lovers, and [my dog] Gucci is also supporting Ron Paul because he feels like if Obama will let us eat the horses, he could be next,” worker Cami Parker explained.
Whether or not the Romney campaign can emerge unscathed from this endorsement has yet to be seen. President Barack Obama has currently not commented on the matter of dog cannibalization. Finally, pharmaceutical painkiller addicts, polygamists, and child molesters of the world have yet to weigh in with their endorsements. Surely in time they will, resulting in another great headline like this one, and the funniest iteration of ‘oppo’ media placement basically ever. As the ever-quotable Omar Little once put it: ‘It’s all in the game.‘
It certainly is. The Nevada primary takes place on February 4th.
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Their lives being full of hardship & misery, it can be understandable why they sell their bodies like this – when you’re sad, you can find the wrong things to cheer yourself up. These women endorse Ron Paul because they want to see their country back again… so there can be hardly ANY whores. just sayin’
Look Josiah, You are not right.
In Nevada This is legal.
There has never been one rape at a whore house!
There has never been a murder!
There is not one case of sexually transmitted disease since 1970!
These Girls make upwards of 150,000 a year and some make close to 200,000 Plus.
There is no Misery because it is STATE controlled and LEGAL!
Their lives being full of hardship & misery, it can be understandable why they sell their bodies like this – when you’re sad, you can find the wrong things to cheer yourself up. These women endorse Ron Paul because they want to see their country back again… so there can be hardly ANY whores. just sayin’
I’m sure you had a real fun time writing [copying/pasting] this piece.
Sounds like the author “thinks he is better” than most of the people around him at any given time. Have something against bunny-houses and people earning a living however they so choose?
It sounds like you do. And sounds like you’d rather be telling these people what to do with their lives. That’s (big daddy’s) government’s job, right?
Dirtbag!
I’m sure you had a real fun time writing [copying/pasting] this piece.
Sounds like the author “thinks he is better” than most of the people around him at any given time. Have something against bunny-houses and people earning a living however they so choose?
It sounds like you do. And sounds like you’d rather be telling these people what to do with their lives. That’s (big daddy’s) government’s job, right?
Dirtbag!
what in the world is this article even about?
Plan A: ignore Paul (failed)
Plan B: call Paul crazy (failed)
Plan C: call Paul unelectable (failed)
Plan D: …..talk about dog cannibalism?
Anything to make sure the elites are well fed in 2013.
Freedom to F*** is your birthright. They don’t sell their bodies, they rent them. Similar to Foster Kamer renting out his journalistic ethics to whatever MSM pimp can get him the most money from the highest bidder. Maybe Foster will offer a “two-principles-down-the-drain’ for the price of one. Just say “ethical journalist” when you read his posts. Cheap and easy writing.
Ron Paul will be well in Nevada and he will pick up a number of delegates and the name of the game is delegates.
Before there was the “Oracle at Delphi” there was Count Vampire J. Machiavelli
VJ Machiavelli
Power to the People who “VOTE”
There’s many things I don’t approve of and my “disapproval list” likely doesn’t match yours. I personally don’t drink, eat pork, use tobacco, use profanity or cheat on my wife which as a total makes me different from most. If I were ignorant enough to think that anybody doing these things should be fined or imprisoned would make me an idiot and politically a ???
If you want to protect your freedom & liberty then you must protect others freedom & liberty. Do I think prostitution is wrong? You know the answer. Do I think I’m these girls “keeper” and that my government should imprison them and their “customers”? Absolutely not…and if you do then keep in mind that when the governmnet is given an inch they take a mile. In a truly free country you have the right to make both good and bad choices.
Let’s be clear here.
“Dog cannibalism” would be dogs eating dogs.
Humans eating dogs is not cannibalism – it’s fast food.
Anybody who wants to tell me what to do with my personal, private sex life is a dictatorial, bigoted jackass! I love Dennis Hof and whole-heartedly support the right for him to run his business. I strongly support the right of the working girls to charge money for services.
Anybody who wants to tell me what to do with my personal, private sex life is a dictatorial, bigoted jackass! I love Dennis Hof and whole-heartedly support the right for him to run his business. I strongly support the right of the working girls to charge money for services.
Anybody who wants to tell me what to do with my personal, private sex life is a dictatorial, bigoted jackass! I love Dennis Hof and whole-heartedly support the right for him to run his business. I strongly support the right of the working girls to charge money for services.
Anybody who wants to tell me what to do with my personal, private sex life is a dictatorial, bigoted jackass! I love Dennis Hof and whole-heartedly support the right for him to run his business. I strongly support the right of the working girls to charge money for services.